The Lovesick Basement Monster, the Vegan Blood Sausage, and Other Stories

Can you guess where a dust bunny lives? Or why a blood sausage was teased in the refrigerator? What does a pair of shoes do when no one is looking? What will become of a blossom that doesn’t want to bloom? Why is the basement monster putting too much salt in her food and scribbling hearts on the walls? If you don’t know the answers to these questions, then it’s about time to pick up Piiper’s book of humorous and fantastical children’s stories that shed light on the mysterious lives of foods, objects, mythical characters, and kids alike.